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November 10th, 2024 the biggest news story of May 10th, 2025:

 

President's Ecar Drives Off Road

            (Las Vegas, NV, 2025)  Americans are starting to get nervous about President Trump's mental health.  General Wiley of the Joint Chiefs said "Trump is driving around Las Vegas asking his driver to find the naked women."  Trump responded "General Wiley is a loser general."  While he was looking for naked women, Trump's Musk X AI car drove into a pond.  Mr. Musk gave a statement from his space station Z saying that "There is nothing wrong with the Musk X, the best electric car in the world."  Confidential sources have reported that the microchips in the Musk X vehicles come from different manufacturers in several countries, because of the worldwide shortage of bullshitanium, a rare-earth element.  The chips from China have been known to cause the Musk X to drive into a Chinese restaurant.  The Musk Xs with Russian chips drive into a liquor store, and the Muskos with AI chips from India drive into bars with exotic dancers. Johnson B. Johnson, spokesperson for the Republican Party, said that President Trump is overworked and exhausted, and a little fuzzy, and Johnson said "The President said he just needs to feel some fur, because he's famous."  President Trump said "Relax. I'll be back in Washington soon.  I have an important summit meeting coming up.  I'm going to meet Vladimir Putin at McDonald's."  Putin's Musk X, which has an AI chip made in Tennessee, a gift from the Republican Mothers of Nashville, drives to a McDonald's.  The President said "Me and Vlad will eat McFries and prevent World War III."  There is no comment from the former Ukraine, which has been renamed "Putinesca."