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October 9, 2024 the biggest news story of November 3, 2024:

 

Warning to all voters!

Donald Trump is Gone Due to Dementia,

Says Chair of the RNC

            (Mar a Lago, FL, 2024)  American voters are urged by both Republicans and Democrats to be on notice that Donald Trump, who suffers from rapid development of old-age dementia, will not be able to fulfill the duties of the presidency or any elective office after November 3, 2024.  Any votes cast for Donald Trump will in reality be votes that could make J. D. Vance the next President of the United States.  Even if Donald Trump were elected, he would promptly be removed for reasons of his mental disability.  Before you cast a vote for Trumpolini, ask yourself if you want J. D. Vance to be President of the United States from 2025 to 2028.  Women voters especially are advised to keep a close eye on their cats.  Further, political experts have advised that if childless women want to continue to have the right to vote, they should consider opening an application to adopt a child.  "An adopted child might enable a woman to retain her right to vote, so long as her adopted child is a True American," said J. D. Vance, the U. S. Senator from Billy Hill, Alabama.