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The News in Advance (02)

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You get today's news from everywhere, but only Votomotive FSTD provides you with the news at least 30 days in advance – in other words, the news of the future.

 

"Some of the news that might come true."

 

Our second FSTD news story is six months in advance, publishing now in November 2023 the biggest political news stories of May to November 2024:

 

Donald Trump Died of Congestive Heart Failure While Awaiting Sentencing

 

Donald Trump is Dead (May, 2024)

 

            (Schenectady, NY, November 15, 2023)  Donald Trump is no longer with us.  His death from congestive heart failure was confirmed yesterday, May 14, 2024 at Mar a Lago by the Trump family.  Some leaders of the Republican Party MAGA faction have stated that they still support Mr. Trump to be their presidential candidate in the 2024 general election.  Though vigorously denied by Mr. Trump's physicians, rumors have leaked to the press that he has been seriously ill for two years.  He had symptoms of Long Covid including breathing problems and periods of mental confusion.  No comment was available from President Joe Biden, who has ended his campaign for a second term due to his poor health.  The Democratic Party is shuffling through a list of potential candidates in a situation where few qualified politicians show a sincere interest in the office, in both parties.  Not only in Washington but throughout the nation, an anonymous expert said, "It looks like the power and glory of high political office is not worth being a punching bag for all the losers of America, from political adversaries to the unemployed bar crowd."  A protected source said that Mr. Trump had requested that he be cremated "like a cheeseburger."  A truck driver in Miami was quoted as saying "I delivered five-hundred pounds of potatoes and fifty bottles of ketchup, I swear." 

 

Donald Trump is First Dead Nominee for President (July 15, 2024)

 

          (Schenectady, NY, January 15, 2024)  The third Republican Speaker of the House, together with Marjorie Taylor Greene, Chair of the MAGA ZINE party faction, issued a joint statement that the delegates to the 2024 National Republican Party Convention nominated Donald Trump as their candidate for President in 2024 in honor of his devoted service to the Confederate States of America.  Mr. Trump is the first politician to be nominated for office after his death.  Mr. Trump was not available for comment, but an anonymous source said family members commented "We could use the money.  The government is our favorite investment."

 

Donald Trump Gets 30% of Presidential Ballots (November 15, 2024)

 

            (Schenectady, NY, May 15, 2024)   Donald Trump has reached another milestone in his unique career as celebrity President.  He is the first candidate to receive enough presidential electoral votes to throw the election into the House of Representatives even though he has been dead for six months.  Marjorie Taylor Greene, Chair of the MAGA ZINE Party, said "We will continue our support for Mr. Trump and we know that he was actually legally elected but millions of ballots were not counted because some Democrat controlled states said that ballots cannot be counted for a candidate who is no longer alive."

            "They are wrong," Ms Greene said, "The Constitution does not prevent dead people from holding office.  AI can replicate their style of thinking even better than the original.  It is not true that candidates for office must be alive.  Our presidential candidate for the 2028 election is going to be Robert E. Lee."